Tater Tot Schools Harold and his stupid crayon




Tater Tot chose Harold and the Purple Crayon for his bedtime story but this time, he added color commentary and my GOSH, he was funny. 



 “The apples would be very tasty, Harold thought, when they got red.” 

But TT can’t leave it at that. “

The apples will always be purple Harold, because you drew them with a PURPLE crayon.”


“But as he looked down over the other side, he slipped—”

“OBVIOUSLY. He only drew one side. It’s not a good idea to climb a one-sided mountain you draw with a crayon.” 

Good advice, TaterTot. Now GO TO SLEEP. 

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